> > There's another parody, which I gather is NOT by Weird Al (?), which is a take-off on "The Cat's in the Cradle" thing by Ugly Kid Joe. The words go something like:
> >
> > "The cat's in the kettle at the China Moon, / I don't...think...I'll be eating there soon..."
> >
> > Anybody know who this is by, what's it called, and where I can get the rest of the lyrics?
> >
> > Wolfspirit
> It's Cat's in the Kettle (at the Peking Moon). Very funny stuff.

Ok, go to http://www.wwirr.com/wcr/parody/peking.html.
You'll find the lyrics to the "Cat's In The Cradle" parody there.