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> > "How about 135 channels for $31 a month?" the guy said.
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> > "No thanks," I replied, still a bit taken aback.
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> > Without missing a beat, he responded with, "How about balloons?"
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> > How he went from television channels to balloons, I have no idea, but this was getting more intriguing.
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> Wow. I would not have missed out on an opportunity to get 135 balloons for only $31 a month.

Was there a minimum number of months? Would you get 135 balloons EVERY month for, say, a year? Ellmyruh could pile them all into a huge room and then jump on them. Not as much fun as that TV ad where the guy has a huge warehouse carpeted with giant bubblewrap, and drives around in a car popping it, but ... fun.

Brunnen-"no, I don't know what it was advertising. Probably heaven"G