>Ok, guys, get to work. I want to see some serious
>combing and brawling going on.

Aaas yoooou wiiiiisssshhhh..... :-)

Chapter 1:

Issachar (hereinafter "Lymph Globules") and Darien turned on each other with the ferocity of two really ferocious animals. Keystrokes flashed in the dim light of the Cubicle but for an instant, then it was all over. Lymph Globules grinned as he hit the "Post Message" button, sending a terrible virtual punch flying across the Internet to knock Darien smack upside the noodle, the next time he checked the Message Forum.

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" he taunted the hapless Darien.

The big, intense, studly, muscular sex symbol of a warrior walked away from the scene without once looking back or feeling a bit of remorse. His creator/writer sat back with a satisfied smile, vicariously sharing in Lymph Globule's studliness.

Stay tuned for Chapter 2 (?)

Iss "If you haven't read DoTA, don't even bother trying to understand this" achar