> You could always cry your way out of the
ticket, though.
>
[snip detailed example]
>
> Trust me, it'll work.
>
> Iss "has never personally tried this" achar

It seems to work for my sister. She's never
gotten a ticket, only three warnings. Maybe
more; there might some that she hasn't told
us about.

I don't think it works for men, though. Then
again, who knows... seeing a man break
down into tears at the prospect of getting a
ticket might effect a cop even more. I for one
would have a hard time keeping a straight
face while trying it, though. I'll just try to stick to
the law and avoid getting pulled over.

Funny anecdote: one year, on Christmas Day,
my sister and her husband were driving from
Dayton to Indianapolis to visit his family there.
He was driving, and he got pulled over in
Indiana for speeding. He was still wearing the
gag gift I had given him that morning...a big
shiny silver badge that said "Sherrif Dan" on it.

He still got the ticket.