> All these stories about how they have horrible winters around New York City? Lies. Why, one year (it was either '98 or '99), it was about 70 degrees in the first two week so January! And humid!
>
> Fah. Our snow shovel died of loneliness. "Won't it snow so you can use me?" it asked. But no snow.
>
> -Faux "brought the Texas winters up north" Pas

You're just asking to get dumped on, don't you know? Hush now. You're making the snow demons angry.

Gri"SNOW, I say! SNOOOOOOW!"shny