How could you think of giving it to anyone but me, you tree-hugging, Dave-loving, old-lady-mugging freak!?!?

I am not only higher than you as the Ever-Present Effervescent Adolescent, but I am the true love of the one and only SINBAD. *sigh*.

If I was to say one good thing about you, it would be about the pretty, witty, and not-too-gritty Mia. Whose love for you baffles minds like mine.

Now send the VHS, at my request, to my address, and I'll grant you the wish of stealing her heart for good.

fam "Give me a dime and I'll take the time to make a correspondence in terminal sounds." ous