> never seen a star wars movie. saw like 5 minutes of one (at least I think it was star wars) when the gold robot and the trash can robot were walking around by this barn in this desert. I forget.

Um. (shocked speechless)

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Mr. Extirpator: Go rent "Star Wars." Then go rent "The Empire Strikes Back." Then go rent "Return of the Jedi." Then go see "The Phantom Menace" while it's still in the theaters. Go. Hop to it. Go.