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> Well, it hasn't worked on me. I can't stand going to Wal-Mart. Every once in a while I do need to go there (for some un-godly reason) and it always drives me crazy. Crap is laying around everywhere but the shelves and the employees are practically useless if you need any help other than checking out. Even that can be a stretch.
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> Fer"one man's opinion and generalizations"rick

I've never gone to Wal-Mart, and I'm not planning on it. I quote A Guru's World:

"I found the foot massagers and picked one off the shelf that had the features I wanted. As soon as the box left the shelf, the box fell apart, the massager hit the floor and it busted into a million pieces.

Time to hide. Here come some zombies."

Wal-Mart is a scary place.