> I once created a chain E-mail where it was filled up with a bunch of idiocy and nonsense and just made fun of chain letters that we always get.
> "Despite the fact that E-mail was only created within the last twenty years, this chain E-mail has been going around since 1487 and will be in the Guinness Book of World Records next month (assuming you're reading this in March of 3585. Don't break the chain. Martha Eveileb broke the chain and the next day he tripped off his doorstep, fell onto a weedwhacker, and his head flew off and landed 27 miles away on the car winshield of Steve T. Nuoma, who had also broken the chain, and the car swerved and bounced down the side of the cliff, hurting Steve very badly, then it landed in the rivier upside-down and Steve couldn't get out and he drowned to death, and his car hit a rock and exploded in a giant fireball. Jonathan Lasrevinu didn't break the chain, and every day for the next 27 years he won the lottery over and over and over. So don't be like Martha or Steve. Be like Jonathan. Send this to a hundred people within twenty-seven seconds of getting this E-mail or die in a horrible, painful accident. It's your choice."
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Who ever heard of a guy named Martha?