> For some reason, I'm reminded of a memo
that was put up around Texas A&M University
the summer I worked in the survey lab. The
gist of the memo was the custodial staff will
be using a new type of disinfectant in the
restroom. The disinfectant smells like urine.
If you smell urine in the men's room, it means
it's clean.

Hey, they must have been using that type of
disinfectant in the boys' restroom the whole
four years I was in middle school.

Gri"what on earth would make eleven-year-old
boys take it into their heads to urinate on the
heating registers?"shny