Do Not Throw a Brick Directly Upwards: The Guide Of a Stupid Person Of the Life (Abridged Babelfish Edition)

By Samuel Stoddard

Additional hardware by David J Parker

Are you a stupid person? Do you find the life of day in day hard? Do you wish the
life you had a booklet of instruction? Do you wish your brain you had the handbook
of an owner? If you answer " yes " unspecified of these questions, you came to the
good place. This page provides, free, a " guide court of the life " In here, you will
find the major part of information which you must live day of the life beside day
without maiming by distraction. Lu carefully. Carry out each instruction with the
letter.



Do not eat the rock.

Do not take the small ones are in the road.

Do not charge fires with your fingers.

Go around emptyings toxic report of loss, not by them.

Not the stargaze with friends on a hilltop in fishing rods of a storm and out of metal
of use as indicating arrows.

If you must obtain some share, and a heading of train of freight in the direction
which you travel just precisely proves to be close, to resist recommending to be
held in front of him and the catch of encavator as it passes.

Do not reverse in addition to Maffia.

Your body has the correct number of holes in him. Do not make more.

Do not drive out a bear in wood to obtain a photograph of close-up.

Do not leave furtively to a standard and to a whack it on the breeches.

Do not stick the parts of body in the electric outputs.

Rake the sheets, not people.

Even if you must obtain in bottom quickly, do not jump of Window -- use the
staircases.

By using an acetylene torch, do not feel the flame to see whether the weather is
sufficiently hot.

Still improve, stay far from the acetylene torches completely.

The functioning flip-flop in sand is good. The functioning flip-flop on a cactus is
bad.

Elvis died. Obtain above it.

Use a support of pot by withdrawing elements of the furnace.

If you are on a zone of ball and somebody shouts of the " heads upwards! "
upwards do not raise really your head. Cover to it your arms and duck.

You do not brush the teeth with a wheel of sandpapering wire-stiffened.

By using a whacker bad grass, do not hold the end with the wire.



Using an air gun -- something should always have a reason very good to you to
make in any event -- draw your breath before placing your lips around the barrel.

When the joining of the inch nails in display boards, support on the punt end.

In aucunes circumstances if you never reproduce.