Huh? What're you talking about, you commie? Pittsburgh IS the Steel City! Why else would the only buildings in it be steel mills and smoke factories?! I think someone's been gettin a bit too much of that smog, if you know what I mean. What a waste it would be if Pittsburgh weren't producing steel. I mean, it's right on those oil rivers, which are perfect for not only fueling the factories, but transporting the oil as well. Anyways, I'm pretty sure Pittsburgh only produces about 45% of the world's steel. Not half.

Wes - "Lives about a fourty five minutes away from the Steel City, and can taste the smog from here."