FALLOUT 2
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SOME RANDOM PERSON:

Hey, you. Yeah, the guy I've never met before. Solve all of my problems for me.

HERO:

But if I don't find the GECK, everyone in my village will die! I don't have time for this.

SOME RANDOM PERSON:

I'll give you some money and a shiny new gun.

HERO:

OK.


SINISTAR
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{A BIG FACE appears, and it is SPOOKY}

BIG SPOOKY FACE:

BEWARE, I LIVE!

80's GAMER:

Holy &$(#@*%! That's the scariest thing I've ever heard!


FINAL FANTASY VI
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RETURNERS:

We will stop the Empire from learning to control magic!

{The EMPIRE learns to control MAGIC}

RETURNERS:

We will stop the Empire from taking over our cities!

{The EMPIRE takes over their CITIES}

RETURNERS:

We will stop Kefka from blowing up the world!

{KEFKA blows up the WORLD}

PLAYER:

And I won all those fights, too. This sucks. And yet, I can't stop playing...


FINAL FANTASY VII
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A WISE FLOATING GUY:

Materia must not be used to destroy, or the whole planet will die. Cloud, stop this from happening.

CLOUD:

OK.

{CLOUD and his friends DESTROY stuff with MATERIA, and SAVE the WHOLE PLANET}