> > You should subscribe to Elly's Stalker
> > Weekly newsletter. She catalogs our
> > movements, future plans, and other aspects
> > of our lives. Only five dollars for a month, it's
> > worth it.
> >
> > Oh, Grishny, that can of sliced peaches in
> > your pantry is about to go bad. You'd know if
> > you were a subscriber.
>
> Ha. If that's in there, then Ellmyruh's not quite
> the thorough researcher and journalist that
> you think her. I hate peaches, and if I had a
> pantry, there wouldn't be any peaches in it.
>
> Gri"might as well eat leeches as
> peaches"shny

Hey! At the time Faux_Pas posted that "news" about "peaches," I was 30,000 feet in the air and had NO access to the Internet. I detect an impostor.