Pole Position:

(Vroooom!)
(CRASH)
(game over)


Karateka:

Player: "The love of my life is deep in a 2 dimensional castle that's about 500 miles long guarded by guys who have no weapons, and I forgot my gun! I'll have to use the 3 Karate moves I know to defeat the ultra-elite bad guys!"

Player walks RIGHT and kicks lots of BUTT and gets the GIRL but the game ENDS before anything RACY happens.

(the end)

Prince of Persia

Player: "They've kidnapped my girlfriend and hidden her in a 2 dimensional castle that's about 500 miles long and guarded by bad guys with swords and I forgot my gun again! I only have 60 minutes to go get her."

Player walks around and kicks lots of BUTT but unless he uses the CHEAT codes he doesn't WIN because the game's too HARD and killing people takes too LONG.

(the end)


Prince of Persia II

Player: "I'm a really sucky boyfriend because they've kidnapped my girlfriend again and have hidden her in a cave guarded by bad guys with swords and once again, I forgot my bloody gun!"

Player does the same thing he did in POP1 only he does WORSE because it's HARDER. Player goes on the INTERNET to find the CHEAT codes and WINS.

(the end)