WARNING This thread does contain spoilers for Planet Of The Apes.
Faux Pas, on host 138.89.125.135
Saturday, August 4, 2001, at 12:35:08
Re: WARNING: This thread may contain spoiler for Planet Of The Apes. posted by Don the Monkeyman on Saturday, July 28, 2001, at 19:48:50:
> > I think he really did go back in time at the end. Thade survives being locked up in the Oberon, regathers his forces and figures out how to repair the ship or make a new one, and somehow travels back in time farther than Mark did. Mark just happens to go back to the same "timeline" that Thade did. > > > > I think it's the same scenario that you see in the Back to the Future 2. Biff steals the book (in the future -- 2015, I think) detailing the results of sporting events, goes back in time to the past and gives the book to himself in 1955. When Marty goes back from 2015 to 1985, he finds himself 30 years along the same timeline that Biff warped in 1955. > > > > The question is how far back Thade had to go to make it easy for the advanced ape race to take control. Not too far, because you see familiar human-made landmarks at the end of the movie. Or, perhaps they're having us believe that the apes went back further in time, but managed to recreate appearances to an astounding degree. > > That seems plausible, too. The big problem with the ending, to me, was that there are so many plausible explantions, because they gave us NOTHING to work with to eliminate or prefer any of these possibilities. Yours does have some weight because of the whole chronometer thing, but for myself, I have to ask how the chronometer would have been designed to accurately portray such time travel, or how it would even know, when clearly, the traveller in the pod did not age and then get younger... Anyway, I am still frustrated with the whole thing. It was a neat gimmick, but poorly carried out. >
No, the ending was just plain stupid.
Marky Mark goes back in time to where the Oberon is supposed to be (near Saturn, it turns out), but instead of trying to raise the Oberon on the communications band, he decides to fly to Earth for no reason, a completely different planet than the Planet of the Apes by the way. Instead of identifying himself to the flight controllers, he decides to crash land in Washington, DC, for some unknown reason. This must be Washington, DC, as it looks exactly like Washington, DC. After crashing at the Lincoln Memorial, he discovers that it's the Thaed Memorial as apes pile out of DCPD vehicles.
In other words, the apes not only [1] travelled back in time to before Marky Mark returned to Earth, they [2] travelled to the planet Marky Mark came from originally, and [3] created a civilization EXACTLY LIKE normal civilization.
No. It was stupid. It was pointless. It was tacked on the end simply because the original Planet of the Apes movie had a surprise twist at the end.
It was an idiotic ending to an asinine movie.
> Don "For the record, I loved the movie. I just hated that ending so much, and it is easier to complain than it is to praise. Plus, Jezzika already covered all the praise-worthy stuff" Monkey
-Faux "For the record, I disliked the movie. They could have done so much more with it, but decided not to. There were so many things wrong with the movie, starting from when the band of humans discovered the wreakage of the Oberon up until the ending." Pas
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