> > How"one small fib"ard
>
> Ha, I spotted that one right away. I mean,
> c'mon. What on earth would someone like you
> be doing with a lava lamp? Sorry, but this time
> you failed in pulling the wool over this guy's
> eyes.
>
> Grishny

Okay, I'm a kid at heart. My grandson had a lava lamp and asked me what I thought, so I said I'd like to have one. On my next birthday, he got me one.

Someone like me also has his own Gameboy, and a motor scooter. Okay, several motor scooters, but you get the point. I'm in my second childhood. Okay, maybe third childhood.

Next, I want one of those sandwiches with olives on toothpicks for eyes, and talks to you when you open the refrigerator door. It's taken me a lot of decades to become the coolest kid in the neighborhood.
Howard