> When I was younger, I used to wish I could wear high-heels and stuff (what little girl didn't, really?). And while I still like the clacking noise they make on hard floors, reality has set in and I know I can't wear them. So, flats for me, please. Size 9.

If it's clacking you want, get some metal taps put on the heels of your flats. That should do the trick. And who know, maybe as a bonus you'll discover your hidden talents as a tap dancer.

Gri"clickety-clack"shny