Message Forum: Re: I must disagree with all of you.

Re: I must disagree with all of you.

Posted By: Darien, on host 140.186.100.100
Date: Monday, June 28, 1999, at 19:25:13
In Reply To: Re: I must disagree with all of you. posted by enile on Monday, June 28, 1999, at 10:42:47:

> Nah, you're all wrong: according to the Pentium 1 processor 2+3=4.9996
>
> PS: anyone recall the old routine along the lines of...
> physicist: 2+3=5.00
> engineer: 2+3=7 (allowing margin for error)
> statistician: 2+3=5 with a 95% probability
> economist: 2+3=0.05
> mathematician: 'I don't do arithmetic'
> (expand at will)?

Philosopher: 2+3=4 (and I won't tell you why)
Historian: 5=2+3
Avant-garde poet: 2

+
3=
55
5
55
5
55
Nihilist: 2+3=0