> > ...you are reading the Letters to the Editor page in the newspaper, and you read a particularly stupid and inflammatory letter, and your very first reaction is to think "Ooh, THAT won't be there very long. Sam will delete it."
> >
> > Brunnen-"oh dear oh dear"G
>
> Or you see the words broken or hacker and you automatically edit them in your mind to "borken and ahcker."
>
>
> te(oh dear oh dear oh dear!)ach

Or...

Instead of saying "I am going out" you say "/me is going out," gaining yourself several silly looks in the process... or even pronouncing "Photography" with a pronounced limp.

Chr"L-I-M-P, pronounced Limp"ico