> > Maybe Sam should put up a "Jokes That Aren't
> Funny Anymore" page so new people can at least
> have a chance.
>
> The most sure fire way not to repeat a joke that
> isn't funny anymore is to come up with jokes of
> your own instead of just repeating ones that other
> people came up with. I'm not saying that you
> personally do this, but there are a lot of people
> who seem to think that the only way to be funny
> is to repeat something that is already funny, and
> that's just not a good way of thinking.
>
> Wes - "Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh...
> Wait.. This one was *never* funny."

Punchline number 721: Because she wanted to lay it on the line.
Punchline number 4: To get to the other side.
Punchline number 664: She didn't know eggactly why.
Punchline number 87: (long pause) Help! I've forgotten number 87.
You're right. Never funny.
Howard