>[snip] "I guess it could be worse. I met Abe from Abe's Oddyssey at a party once and he said this player makes him jump into meat saws for fun, to hear the noise he makes."

Heh. Sort of reminds me of Mario 64. If you make Mario jump off a high cliff, he smushes into a little pancake then bounces back into his regular shape. This may sound cruel, but I like the squish sound he makes.

>[snip] Also, I ended up thinking how much fun it would be to set up a live-action Playstation game, the way people do live-action chess.

That sounds like a ruling game. And that's probably the closest I'd ever get to owning video games. Sigh.

Qua "If my parents actually PLAYED a video game sometime maybe then they'd understand why I want to buy them so much" rtz