Just so the Disney people won't be upset with me, I need to confess that some of the things I said were fabricated. If the following was a True/False test, I'd have to give these answers:

> -The ice cream always has sprinkles on it.
False. Not always. You could get ice cream w/o sprinkles.
> -The swimming pool has Mickey Mouse ears.
True. Would I lie to you?
> -Your breakfast yogart has sprinkles on it.
False. But again, sprinkles were an option.
> -Restrooms are labeled "potty."
False.
> -Your server in the dinning room looks like Goofy.
False. Ours was a beautiful lady from South America.
> -Your mashed potatos have sprinkles on them.
False.
> -There are no activities after 8 pm, and the lights go out at 8:30.
False. Even the kiddies could party all night if they could stay awake.
> -You can't go to the playroom until you eat your brussel sprouts. But if it helps, you can have sprinkles on them.
False.
> -The music in the elevator is "Somewhere Over the Rainbow."
False. No music in the elevator at all.
> -The captain looks like Elmer Fudd, only taller.
False. The captain was very distinguished and I would rate him above the other five cruise ship captains that I've sailed with. A good sport and a warm personality.
> -The ship's horn plays a Disney tune like "When You Wish Upon a Star."
True. So help me. The first seven notes. Have I ever lied to you about music?
While another Disney cruise may not be in my future, I would still rate it high for people with young children.
Howard