>I hate it, whenever I'm in Chicago, there's some radical vegetarian/vegan who comes and rips the hamburger from my hand. I'm going to hit him next time I'm there

> B"eat meat and save the animals"o

Dear Lord. Idiotic radicals. Next time, tell him you're going to have to order another burger -- whups! That's one more dead cow and it's all thanks to him. Then grab him by the back of the head, ram his face into a wall, and take the cost of a new hamburger out of his wallet while he's out cold. Chances are, he'll be so weak from not eating meat, he won't be able to put up a fight.

-Faux "obviously, the man assaulted you first and managed to grab your food. you just defended yourself." Pas