> (I hate it, whenever I'm in Chicago, there's
> some radical vegetarian/vegan who comes and
> rips the hamburger from my hand. I'm going to
> hit him next time I'm there.)

Rip whatever non-meat product he's holding out of his hand and throw it to the ground, calling him a plant-murdering scumbag.

-eric "It sounds like that guy has no concept of property laws. Maybe, if he's not holding any vegetarian food, you should take the time to explain the law to him. Maybe, if you're bored enough, you can take him to court. It's destruction of property, too, if he sullied it in any way by casting it onto the ground or something." sleator
Tue 22 May A.D. 2001