> There are definitely some things Monkeyman hasn't been telling us. This report of the latest in paranormal terrors was in the New Zealand Herald today:
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> MONKEYMAN RUNS AMOK IN INDIA
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> NEW DELHI (A.P.) -- Mass hysteria is sweeping India's capital after reports of a super powered monkeyman, with hairy body and sharp metal claws, attacking people as they sleep on their roofs in the sweltering heat.
> The creature has been blamed for injuries to 100 people over the past month in and around New Delhi, half of them on Monday nights. People are sleeping in groups for greater protection.
> One man was killed when he jumped off the roof of his house during a purported attack, screaming, "The monkey has come!"
> Several people suffered multiple fractures in such jumps.
> "People are in a state of terror," said Suresh Roy, New Delhi's joint commissioner of police. "This creature attacks people who sleep on rooftops or out in the open. It strikes when there is a power cut."
> An estimated 1000 police were set to patrol the streets yesterday.

LOL LOL!

Sheesh. I vanish mysteriously for two days, and just hours after I make my last post, THIS comes up, and I'm not even around to respond to it... *sigh*

/me decides to NEVER go a day without reading the Forum again!

Don "The monkey has come!" Monkey