> I'm going to a restaurant with my friend before prom (we're chaperones... kind of). It's a *really* fancy restaurant and I'm, well, intimidated. I've never been to one quite this fancy.
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> You do the silverwear thing from the outside in, right? But I was talking with my friend who said they might have silverwear *above* the plate, and extra glasses...!! And I simply can't eat all that food (how many courses does one need, really?), not to mention pronounce it.
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> So... what do I do?

Here you are. All of the information at this site could probably be condensed down to "Watch what other people are doing and do the same, unless they poke breadsticks up their nose to do a humorous walrus impersonation."

Brunnen-"as every cultured person knows, you only use the breadsticks for humorous sword fights with the person sitting opposite you"G