> Go to Google and look up your name. It's incredible!

I tried it. It was scary. Other versions of me online include:

The vice president of a cheerleader squad (cheerleaders have vice presidents? huh.)
Somebody who posts a lot of deep spiritual wisdom on what looks like a Catholic theology forum.
The organiser of a fundraiser sports event in the UK.
A member of a hockey team in South Africa.
A scary pre-teen who collects N*Sync posters, uses multiple exclamation marks, and wants a penpal.
Worst of all, there's one in the USA with a conviction for "Contributing to the Sexual Delinquency of a Minor." Yikes.
There are two guys with my first and last names swapped around. One is the lead guitarist in a band in the USA and the other has something to do with yacht racing in France. How very odd.
There's also somebody with my name who has published a lot of magazine articles about scuba diving in various parts of the Pacific, and somebody else who worked on a yacht racing website. Oh wait, those *were* me.

Brunnen-"has not contributed to anybody's sexual delinquency, as far as I know"G