This is the story of our Dictator,
Whose ruling is second to none.
The people all love him,
No one dares to shove him;
His enemies, what few there are, run.

His love for the chatters, unfailing;
His esteem for them, greater than great;
And tho' you may hurt
him, and also be curt,
He has not a window of hate.

His sense of what's right is unfailing,
He can't be fooled no matter when.
(Not even when one
Rinky-Dink has some fun,
Pretending to be Darien.)

So, I sing of the perfect RinkChatter,
The awesomest kind of a bloke,
But before I post it,
I must here admit,
There preceding's all been a joke!

Nyperold