> I'm off until Sunday to lovely Fresno, California (aka Crapville USA) to attend a journalism conference with my school's paper. Fresno is notorious for being more or less NoCal, and anyone who knows me knows my hatred for that wretched wasteland that is the north part of my state.
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> At any rate, I'm pretty sure I won't be murdered by roving hippies, but you never know. If I don't come back alive, I leave the RinkForum to the first person who kills Darien (if he suicides his corpse gets to rule -- this is what's called "incentive").
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> I will also be competing in at least the news writing competition, which makes me slightly nervous since I really don't have a lot of experience. If you are so inclined, wish me luck. If you don't, I hate you and hope you're murdered by a pack of wild dogs before I get back.
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> Ste "This place better not get all happy and cheery while I'm gone" phen

I wish you luck. Well, maybe. You see, all I know of you is from chat archives and watching you be idle for huge amounts of time in RinkChat. So I don't know if I actually wish you luck or not. Oh well.

~Kandy "Para-what?" bar