> I'm not going to try to apply the maths to find out how old either of you (or enile's father). Instead I'll go into a trance and ask my spirit guide...
>
> OK I'm back now. She says age is an illusion anyway, but enile is a Kiwi.
> Is the mad old bint wrong again?
> She also says she doesnt feel enile is being entirely truthful about the hair.
>
> liliane

It could be time to get a new spirit guide I'm afraid - she was right about age being an illusion but wrong about the flightless bird (I'm English, working in London) and also about the hair (it's always receeded like this, honest).

Were I a Kiwi I'd be posting in the dead of night...

en'no.2 at the top and a no.1 back and sides'ile