Re: The Sequel Game
Nyperold, on host 206.96.180.66
Tuesday, April 24, 2001, at 08:05:35
Re: The Sequel Game posted by Sosiqui on Monday, April 23, 2001, at 18:12:03:
> The Enchanted Tiki Room. Cute audio-anamatronic bird show with realistic birds, singing flowers and totems, and fountains and a thunderstorm at the end. And lots of catchy songs! ('In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki roooom...') A classic. > > In come the new Imagineers. The job title belies the actual IQ (Imagination Quotient) of these people. What do they do to the Enchanted Tiki Room? > > They add Iago and Zazu. > > WHAT?? > > First of all, Iago and Zazu are not even from the same MOVIE. Secondly, their audio-animatronic versions look like their cartoon selves. Imagine how utterly stupid this looks next to the realistic birds. Then scrap all the classic songs, throw in Iago singing a corrupted version of some Aladdin songs, shorten the show dramatically to FIVE MINUTES, and... GAH. :p
Thirdly, Tikis are from Southeast Asia, specifically Polynesia and Indonesia; Iago is from the Middle East; Zazu is from the grasslands of Africa. If you're gonna have a theme of just any old birds, that's fine. But this? Ugh...
> The only part of interest was a fairly neat looking new audio-anamatronic tiki goddess, who not only looked good but also fired a lighning bolt at Iago's feathered tushie. Hah.
:-)
> Fortunately, the Disneyland Enchanted Tiki Room remains untouched. Phew. And they'd better keep it that way... visitor complaints do influence them, you know. :)
What does that say about us over here? Are we dunderheads or just complacent about it? Perhaps a mix...
> Perfect example of the new Disney v.s. classic Disney. Grrr. > > Sosi"dang, now I want to buy a Dole Whip from the stand outside the Tiki Room"qui
Nyper"Is it made of pineapple?"old
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