I am a skeptic. Because of that, I rarely give a second thought to the emails and posts I see telling me how I can get rich and thin and have more hair and keep circus clowns out of my garden. But one such posting caught my eye and, although I at first had some doubts, there was something about it that intrigued me. So, I dug deep into my pockets and pulled out the pocket fuzz that I found there. I then sent the pocket fuzz to the address in the listing as well as letters to my 323 closest friends. In just FOUR HOURS I SAW RESULTS!!!

NOW I'M RICH!!!

And you can be too!!!

It is easy. Just reach into your pocket or purse and pull out whatever you find. I don't care what it is. Send all pocket fuzz, gum wrappers, pictures of nephews, Altoids, wallets, credit cards, and even money to the address at the bottom. Then forward this message to at least 250 people in your intimate circle of friends and tell them to do the same thing.

SOON YOU WILL SEE THE RESULTS, TOO, AND WILL SEE HOW RICH I AM!!!

Go on, do it. All the cool kids are! I'll be your best friend! I'll invite you to my birthday!!

Don't wait, do it today!

Ferrick Oxhide
124 El Dorado
Brigadoon County
Atlantis

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