> > And now, the question goes out: When did this >story change from one of Don's "I am single, >lonely, and desperate" posts into one of >Howard's "Have I ever lied to you" posts?
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> That would have been right at the point where you actually DID SOMETHING rather than just noodling and fretting, like you do in all of your other stories. ;-)
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> -- Dave

DING DING DING!! Give the man a prize! Not only did you pick the timing right, but you phrased your response in a way that tickled me. I have no idea why I find my patheticism so funny... Maybe I _like_ being the loser who skips every opportnity that comes his way...

Don "Patheticism is not a real word. Do not use it at home. Oh, and welcome back, Dave-- I've missed your brand of tell-it-like-it-is humor. :-)" Monkey