> > Why do they have instructions in Braille on drive-up ATMs?
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> And...
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> Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
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> Why aren't there different words for "heat-hot" and "spicy-hot"?
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> Why is it that when I throw my underpants into the washing machine, they come back inside out. But if I put them in inside out, they still come back inside out?

You have discovered the underwear problem. Soon, you will discover the left sock problem! All our plans are unraveling!

Soon, you will discover the paperclip-coathanger-bicycle problem!

(Avram Davidson, "Or All The Seas With Oysters")

Next, you will ask why a letter across the country arrives the next day, but one within town takes weeks!

I must report to the Overlords!