I once knew a family with a lot of kids. They went shopping at a Sam's/Costco-type warehouse/restaurant supply store and found a package of egg rolls. Thinking they were lucky to have kids who liked Chinese food, they picked up a few packages and got them home, only to find they were literally EGG rolls, i.e., long tube rolls of pre-formed hard boiled egg, with white on the outside and yolk down the middle. Luckily, their kids liked those, too.

Mou"egg salad for WEEKS"sie