> The Master Plan is to exploit to my advantage the ignorance and gullibility of an unsophisticated populace ready to believe all kinds of computer-related urban legends. *This very message post*, you see, has been programmed with a virus that is already loaded onto your computer and will activate unless you *immediately*, and without delay, begin a new Message Forum thread with the name "Issachar" in the Subject line. If you fail to comply, the virus will use your computer's internal speaker to produce a super high-pitched sonic signal that attracts cockroaches from miles around. You think the Pharaoh had it bad in that movie with Charlton Heston? That was *nothing*. Fear the coming infestation!!!!
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> Let this be a lesson to you young pups who think to rival the insidious, devious, mischevious mind that is Issachar. You will make fine trophies in my Fortress of Gloom. And now, off to inspect my dungeons and make certain that all the pools and basins are fully stocked with sock-puppet piranhas.......
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> Iss "and your little dog too!" achar

Oops. I just read the new rules by Great Grand Poobah Sam, and chances are that the Master Plan's directive just won't wash under those tighter restrictions. So don't worry about posting new "Issachar" threads to the Message Forum anymore. Of course, my virus is still active and your homes and workplaces will still be overrun with cockroaches, but that's just the type of evil dictator that I am.

HA!!!!!

Iss "Master Plan 2: buy the Orkin company and get rich cleaning up after Plan 1" achar