The annual neither-endorsed-by-nor-approved-of-by-Rinkworks Razzie Nominations Game will not be held this year due to the almost-assured sweep of Battlefield Earth in every single category.

Yes, Battlefield Earth was nominated for, and will doubtlessly take, every award the Razzies give out save Worst Actress (which will probably be won by Melanie Griffith, a woman whose performances are sub-Steven Seagal) and Worst Remake or Sequel.

-Faux "Worst Screen Couple: John Travolta and Anyone Sharing the Screen with Him/BATTLEFIELD EARTH" Pas