> > > > My daughter has a wierd little cat that is about 12 years old. She(the cat, not my daughter)tends to circle when she's hungry. She squalls and rubs against legs a lot, but in between she paces in a circle. The circle is about three feet in diameter and she always circles counter clockwise.* If I ever learn to speak cat, I'm going to ask her why.
> > > > Howard
> > > > *European version: The circle is about one meter in diameter and she always circles anti-clockwise.
> > > > Howard
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> > > If you ever learn to speak cat, teach me how. I've always wanted to know what my cats are saying.
> > >
> > > Whi"two insane cats"sper
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> > Then we would *both* need to watch out for the guys in the white coats.
> > Howard
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> We had a cat that talked. His meow really sounded like conversation, you could talk to him and he'd respond. He even said my name once. True.
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> ding"gotta run, the white coats are at the door"dong


I had a dog that talked. His name was Ralph. If you asked him his name, he would tell you. I asked him what he thought about sandpaper and he said, "Rough."
Then I asked him what was on top of the house and he said, "Roof."
Then I asked him what he would want to be if he couldn't be a dog and he said, "Wolf."
When I asked him what a cat was worth, he said nothing.
Howard