> > Don hurriedly tied his tie. As he fumbled with the knot, he ran through a mental checklist of the things he had needed to accomplish that morning.
> >
> > Shower? Check.
> > Shave? Check.
> > Brush teeth? Check.
> > Mouthwash? Check.
> > Change kitty litter? Check.
> > Feed fish? Check.
> > Make a lunch? Check.
>
> Just in an attempt to lighten up a sad situation:
>
> After that whole long list of things you remembered to do, I kept waiting for you to say you forgot to put on your pants. :-}

I was looking for him to have thrown his lunch down the trash chute and carried used cat litter onto the bus.

Mou'is washing her hands of this situation until there actually IS a situation'sie