> Suddenly Speedball bursts through the door, leading an army of Ninjas weilding shaken cans of Barq's (Barq's has Bite!) Root Beer. After over coming Monkeyman's pathetic deffenses (Your superior intellect is no match for my puny weapons!!!) Speedball force funnels 24 cans of Barq's Root Beer down Monkeyman's throught. Enough to addicet even the most hardend anti-soda fanatic.
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> Speed'do no underestimate the power of Caffinated Side'ball

I'm not a soft drink drinker (nor a hard drink drinker), but the radio commercials for Barq's are the funniest. The only one I can think of has the voices of some rather "punkish" sounding guys (that's the only word I can come up with) drinking Barq's. Along comes this cat, meowing, and one guy goes, "Dude, what are you doin'?" and the other one goes, "I'm gonna give this kitty a *leetle* itysy-bitsy sip of Barq's." And then I think you hear someone else going, "Noooo! Don't!!" and then a long, screeching "Merrreeeoowww!!" and the sounds of a cat attacking and clawing someone to shreds. Finally, you hear one last, "Dude. Barq's has bite" from one guy in a very subdued voice. It always cracks me up, but come to think, I haven't heard it for a while.

-flying"you've been listening to the radio too much when you've commercials memorized"cats