In honor of stupid day, I developed a craving for carrots and dip. This may not sound stupid, but I need dental work done soon, and have a sore spot in my mouth the size of the George W. Bush Commemorative Silver Dollar Limited Edition Yours For $19.95. I knew that giving in to my craving would result in pain. So here I sit, working another carrot into a space where I may chew it without hurting myself, without succeeding. Maybe I should toss the carrots and eat the dip by itself.

--Jez"but I won't...mmmmm carrots are good"zika