Don't get a car wash.

If you do, your locks will freeze and then when you make a quick trip to the grocery store you'll turn the key too hard trying to get the lock to budge (BUDGE!!!) and the key will break off in the lock and then you'll have to call your fiancé's mom so she can pick you up and take you to where your fiancé works so you can get the other key to the car and some de-icer for the lock and then your fiancé's mom will have to drive you back to where you left the car so you can go home and finish wrapping birthday presents.

And I said I wasn't any good at being stupid. Bah.

~Mina "Can be stupid only when she doesn't try" moon