Now that we're all gearing up for Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace to be unleashed upon the world, I just thought I'd share a joke email I just received from an old friend:

You might be a Redneck Jedi Knight if...
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> 1. You ever utter the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
> 2. Your Jedi robe is khaki.
> 3. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
> 4. At least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is primer gray.
> 5. You have a rifle rack on your landspeeder.
> 6. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
> 7. You have an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
> 8. You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.
> 9. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum 'skeeters'.
> 10. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
> 11. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer.
> 12. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling
> 13. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
> 14. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electroshock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
> 15. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
> 16. You think Han Solo would look better in a flannel shirt cause he looks like a little sissy in that vest.
> 17. You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
> 18. You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
> 19. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
> 20. You ever fell in love with your sister.
> 21. You have ever referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them damn Commies".
> 22. You have a sister who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
> 23. You have a wife who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
> 24. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck and a cooler.
> 25. In your opinion, that Darth Vader fella "jest ain't right"...

Iss "still haven't opened my eyes during the SW trailers" achar