> This is about the worst kind of bodily hurt I can imagine: You're sitting in a chair with your feet resting on a stool - when someone jumps on your knees, bending them backwards.
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> Trav"ouch! is a bit of an understatement"holt

Substitute "couch" for "chair" and "coffee table" for "stool" and you have the worst threat my roommates ever (jokingly) give me...

Don "The Monkey'Fears for his knees'man" Jackson