> > OK, I am going to tell a story which requires some feedback... I need people who speak Woman to tell me what happened. ;-)
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> I speak Ellmyruh and Layla, so hopefully that's good enough.
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> > I got home from work tonight and was standing in the living room talking to my roommate when I felt something round on my overcoat. I thought it might be a button, but quickly confirmed it was too big, and inside my pocket. I checked, and found a thing of lip gloss in there. I know it wasn't there before I got on the bus, because my hands were in my pockets while waiting for the bus, and when I was at home, I checked-- I would not have been able to miss it if it was in there before I got on the bus.
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> > OK, while on the bus, two attractive young ladies were in positions to have put that lip gloss in my pocket. One was standing beside me half the ride, and the other sat beside me for the last leg of the trip. Now, if YOU were an attractive young lady, feeling kind of Donifdent, and you put a thing of lip gloss in a (cute?) guy's pocket on the bus, what would that mean?
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> I would never do that, simply because I can't stand to be away from lip gloss (AKA chapstick) for that long.
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> > Of course, considering that the second girl was sitting beside me and demonstrated that she was a klutz by dropping her purse on the floor as I was getting off, she COULD have accidently put the lip gloss into my pocket while trying to put it in her own... (We were both wearing long coats and sitting close together because those bus seats are narrow.) But I choose to ignore that possibility. There was a Donfident woman on that bus, trying to tell me something... I just KNOW it...
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> > Don "The Monkey'Do I sounds desperate?'man" Jackson
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> Well, did you carefully inspect the lip gloss to see if she put her number on a piece of paper inside it? If not, I'm leaning more toward the careless mistake theory. (Not to say that the attractive young ladies weren't Donfident, of course...)
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> Ell"Lip gloss dependent"myruh

*Sigh*... Yeah, I looked everywhere for any sign of identification... It's Body Shop lip gloss, and kind of a mauve color, but other than that, I could see no identifying marks... Maybe I'd best give in to the "careless mistake" theory. :-(

Don "The Monkey'Oh well'man" Jackson