> I got home from work tonight and was standing in the living room talking to my roommate when I felt something round on my overcoat. I thought it might be a button, but quickly confirmed it was too big, and inside my pocket. I checked, and found a thing of lip gloss in there. I know it wasn't there before I got on the bus, because my hands were in my pockets while waiting for the bus, and when I was at home, I checked-- I would not have been able to miss it if it was in there before I got on the bus.
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> OK, while on the bus, two attractive young ladies were in positions to have put that lip gloss in my pocket. One was standing beside me half the ride, and the other sat beside me for the last leg of the trip. Now, if YOU were an attractive young lady, feeling kind of Donifdent, and you put a thing of lip gloss in a (cute?) guy's pocket on the bus, what would that mean?

It depends what kind of movie you think your life would be.

It could be that a handsome and sexily dangerous secret agent was due to meet his contact on that bus at exactly the same time. "I'll be wearing an overcoat", he would have told her in a coded message relayed over the satellite phone concealed in his cufflink. "Zen I vill slip zee key to zee Millenial Doomsday Veapon into your pocket, disguised az a Sing of Lip Glozz", she said. How could he have known that, on the way to the bus stop, Doctor Karlo's thuggish henchman would catch up with him? And who would have suspected that Don "The Monkeyman" Jackson would be, coincidentally, on the same bus wearing the same colour overcoat? Now the fate of the free world is in your hands, and Time Is Running Out.

Alternately, it was a thing of lip gloss. She stuck it in the wrong pocket and is now wondering where she dropped it. *shrug*

Brunnen-"if the world blows up tomorrow I'll blame you, though, just in case"G