> Actually, you might want to be careful about that. I mentioned to the friend who told it to me that you were going to add it to the site, and he told me that it's actually lyrics to a song (except I probably changed bits and pieces when I typed it in) and that it could be copyright infringment. Oops.

Song lyrics? If so, that's a truly bizarre form for song lyrics to take. Regardless, I reworded it somewhat significantly and even added an extra pun to it, so there's probably no problem. You'll see.