> Well, there's also Bob and Doug McKenzie's "Twelve Days of Christmas," or whichever one it is that declares in angelic voices "...my True Love gave to me: 5 golden TUQUES!" before continuing "and 4 pounds of back-bacon, 3 french toasts, 2 turtlenecks, and a BEER... in a tree."

LOL!
At my school, the Ensemble (the step up from Chorus, only certain people get in) is singing a version of "The Twelve Days of Christmas." I'm afraid I don't know who to credit it to, or even the complete lyrics, but it basically starts:

"On the first day after Christmas, my true love and I had a fight."

And has the one love destroying all the other's gifts, ie-partridge, tree, doves, etc.
It's pretty hilarious.

If anyone has a link to the lyrics or the artist, please post 'em.

-flying'...and I pulled on the old rubber gloves. Then I gently rang the necks of the four turtle doves...*'cats

(*something like that, anyways)