I see that quite a few of you actually are fed up with me for patronising their countries... let me explain.

I live a very sad and lowly life, living as I do in a recluded hell-hole of a village in the duldrums of the country of the most snivelling, sarcastic and sinister country that has ever had the misfortune to own land on the planet.

However, I also have the misfortune to actually BE snivveling, sarcastic and sinister. I also have a false sense of patrionism spurting from a bit too many exposures to the Union Jack. This means that I try to make it look like our fine (pah!) country is actually the best place in the world.

Sure, we may have some advantages over the USA (sorry to use it as an example - it is the only country I have fairly good links with) - we are generally more intelligent if looking at average tests - but we are a lot worse in others - we pollute more per capita, we moan as soon as we see anything we don't like, and we have so many murders and robberies and such like that we can't trust anybody.

I am sorry if I have offended anybody, and I also promise that I will not insult any country ever again - even the USA.

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